I hate starting this writing gig in a sh**ty way. Pero, what the hell were they thinking Sunday night?

“Why else would they attempt an F – ing 57-yard field goal on their first position…”

Did they think they were playing the Patriots instead of the Vi queens (No offense intended to any queens with or without a crown). Why else would they attempt an F – ing 57-yard field goal on their first position, did they think this it we may not get close again? 

  As I stated in my interview last week with Alberto, I have been a lifelong fan of the Cowboys and I am on my third life as a fan. Which in case you didn’t’ know or tas tapido (You are dumb) cats have 9 lives so -I have 6 left and I am beginning to rethink this lifelong Cowboy fan thing. To be clear it’s not that I expect a win every week, I know the other team wants to win too. In fact, I know the other team prepares to overcome the other team’s strengths both on offense and defense. Pero, I expect our coaches to have an F- ing answer. And, on Sunday night they did not have an answer on defense or offense.

“On offense they have what some have called possibly the best O line in NFL history, yet they could not help Zeke gain more than 47 yards. “

Many said that the linebacking corps would be a Cowboy strength this season but on Sunday night they stunk up the stadium. And how many times did they blitz, once or none? I ask that since their Q.B. Cousins has been known to rattle easy. Surely, they looked at tape before the game.

  On offense they have what some have called possibly the best O line in NFL history, yet they could not help Zeke gain more than 47 yards. And worse, at the end of the game, they could not get 1 yard for a possible chance to win this one. I am not excusing Zeke he appears to have lost a step and more than that las ganas (the desire) maybe a 100million contract does that to you? I think I could do better and if you don’t believe me check out the tape against the Giants. 

  I do think that Dak and the receivers had a good game- which leads me to ask why in the Hell did they not throw into the endzone at least once? Instead of running Zeke three times when he had already showed us, he was not going to do Sh** in this game. The answer to that question for me must be Pinche Garret. I am so sick of that Cabron I can’t stand it anymore. This team plays not to lose instead of playing to win! I don’t’ even feel like watching the game on Sunday, especially since it is a noon game and I might be crudo (huggover). Pues, if nothing else Ill’ do the DVR thing. 

Oh, one last thing -somebody wrote in and said they thought I was Ruben Ramos. To be clear I am the Gato Negro and even though I do like Tejano music, I am the O.G. anyone else that uses my name is a poser. But if you talk to him- tell him I said Hi.